Superhydrophobic surfaces have been of key academic and commercial interest since the discovery of the so-called lotus effect in 1977. The effect of different ions on complex superhydrophobic biological systems, however, has received little attention. By bringing together ecology, biomechanics, physics, and chemistry our study provides insight into the ion-specific effects of wetting in the presence of sodium carbonate and its large-scale consequences. By comparing the surface structure and chemistry of the alkali fly—an important food source for migrating birds—to other species we show that their uniquely hydrophobic properties arise from very small physical and chemical changes, thereby connecting picoscale physics with globally important ecological impacts.
The remarkable alkali fly, Ephydra hians, deliberately crawls into the alkaline waters of Mono Lake to feed and lay eggs. These diving flies are protected by an air bubble that forms around their superhydrophobic cuticle upon entering the lake. To study the physical mechanisms underlying this process we measured the work required for flies to enter and leave various aqueous solutions. Our measurements show that it is more difficult for the flies to escape from Mono Lake water than from fresh water, due to the high concentration of Na2CO3 which causes water to penetrate and thus wet their setose cuticle. Other less kosmotropic salts do not have this effect, suggesting that the phenomenon is governed by Hofmeister effects as well as specific interactions between ion pairs. These effects likely create a small negative charge at the air–water interface, generating an electric double layer that facilitates wetting. Compared with six other species of flies, alkali flies are better able to resist wetting in a 0.5 M Na2CO3 solution. This trait arises from a combination of factors including a denser layer of setae on their cuticle and the prevalence of smaller cuticular hydrocarbons compared with other species. Although superbly adapted to resisting wetting, alkali flies are vulnerable to getting stuck in natural and artificial oils, including dimethicone, a common ingredient in sunscreen and other cosmetics. Mono Lake’s alkali flies are a compelling example of how the evolution of picoscale physical and chemical changes can allow an animal to occupy an entirely new ecological niche.
In late summer the shores of Mono Lake, California, are bustling with small flies, Ephydra hians, which crawl underwater to feed and lay eggs (Fig. 1A). Their unusual behavior was eloquently described by Mark Twain during his travels to Mono Lake (1):
Mono Lake’s alkali flies must exert up forces to 18 times their body weight to crawl underwater to feed and lay eggs. (A) Close up of an alkali fly under water. (B) Image sequence of a fly crawling into the water (Movies S1 and S2). (C) Image sequence of a fly floating upward to the surface inside its air bubble (Movies S3 and S4). (D) Illustrations of a water droplet on smooth and rough surfaces.
Although Twain’s observations are over 150 years old, we still do not understand the chemistry and physics underlying the ability of these flies to resist wetting as they descend below the water surface. Alkali flies are found on nearly every continent and fulfill an important ecological role by transforming the physically harsh environments of alkaline lake shorelines, including the Great Salt Lake in Utah and Albert Lake in Oregon, into important wildlife habitats (2). Aside from the flies, only algae, bacteria, and brine shrimp tolerate Mono Lake’s water, which is three times saltier than the Pacific Ocean and strongly alkaline (pH = 10) due to the presence of sodium bicarbonate and carbonate. For the past 60,000 y, Mono Lake has had no outlet (3), driving a steady increase in the concentration of mineral salts through a yearly evaporation of 45 inches (4). Calcium from natural springs underneath the lake’s surface reacts with the carbonate-rich water, precipitating calcium carbonate in the form of underwater towers called tufa. Alkali flies crawl underwater by climbing down the surface of the tufa, which have become exposed due to falling lake levels (Fig. 1B and Movies S1 and S2).
For the alkali fly, staying dry is paramount to their survival; if they do get wet in Mono Lake, a thin film of minerals dries on their cuticle, which makes them more likely to be wetted in subsequent encounters with the water. Like most insects, the flies are covered in a waxy cuticle festooned with tiny hairs (setae). As in water striders (5), these hydrophobic hairs trap a layer of air, so that as a fly crawls into the water an air bubble forms around its body and wings. The bubble protects the flies from the salts and alkaline compounds present in the lake and also serves as an external lung (6), allowing flies to spend up to 15 min underwater crawling to depths of 4–8 m (7). Once finished feeding or laying eggs the flies either crawl to the surface or let go of the substratum and float up. As noted by Twain (1), the bubble pops when it hits the air–water interface, depositing its inhabitant safe and dry on the water’s surface (Fig. 1C and Movies S3 and S4). In this paper we describe the physical and chemical properties that make the alkali flies uniquely able to form these protective bubbles in Mono Lake’s dense and alkaline waters.
As a preamble to our measurements, we briefly review the physics of solid–liquid interactions. On smooth surfaces, the shape of an adhering liquid droplet may be described by the contact angle, with larger contact angles corresponding to less-wettable surfaces (Fig. 1D). The contact angle for a smooth piece of waxy insect cuticle is typically 100–120°, similar to paraffin wax, and close to the theoretical maximum (8, 9). On rough surfaces, like that of an alkali fly, a liquid drop can exist in two different states. In the Cassie–Baxter state, air pockets fill the space between roughness elements (10), resulting in “superhydrophobicity” [a.k.a. the “lotus-effect” (11)]. In the Wenzel state, the liquid replaces the air pockets (12), resulting in a fully wetted surface. Whether a liquid–surface interface exists in the Cassie–Baxter or Wenzel state is a complex function of the surface’s physical and chemical structure, the chemistry of the solution, and the interactions between the surface and the liquid. In the case of an alkali fly crawling into water, the combination of hydrophobic wax and setose surface favors the Cassie–Baxter state, rendering the flies superhydrophobic (6, 9, 13), with contact angles approaching 180°. Other insects that make air–water transitions, including spiders and beetles, sport small patches with superhydrophobic properties used for plastron respiration (6).
To investigate which chemical and physical properties of the flies and Mono Lake water (MLW) influence the formation of the air bubble that protects them from the mineral-rich water we built an optical force sensor (Fig. 2A), which we used in a manner similar to the Wilhelmy balance method (14) to measure the forces required for flies to enter and exit different solutions. We glued the flies to a tungsten beam (0.26-mm diameter) and slowly submerged them using a linear motor (speed 0.3 mm⋅s−1). The average peak force required for flies to enter MLW was ∼1 mN, roughly 18 times the body weight of the 5.5-mg flies (Fig. 2B and Fig. S1A). The force required to enter the water varied with body orientation, with a minimum at a vertical, headfirst orientation (Fig. S1B). This corresponds with our observations of flies at Mono Lake, which tend to enter the water by crawling down 45°–90° surfaces.
High concentrations of sodium carbonate make it more difficult for flies to escape from MLW. (A) Diagram of optical force sensor. Forces on the fly deflect the beam, shifting the shadow cast by an LED, which is detected by a photo detector. (B) Force vs. distance traveled (normalized to fly height) for 20 CO2 anesthetized flies dipped into MLW (bold: mean). Positive values correspond to upward forces (Movie S5). (C) One example trace from A. Shading indicates the amount of work done on the fly as it exits the water, which we term recovered work. (D) Recovered work for different concentrations of MLW, ranging from pure deionized water to double-strength MLW (produced via evaporation): 0% (n = 30), 50% (n = 20), 100% (n = 50), 200% (n = 20). Black line: expected recovered work based on the measurements in pure water and the increase in solution density. Red line: data regression (P = 0.003; r2 = 0.08). (E) Recovered work for salt or alkali solutions. Salt solution (double concentration of the salts in Mono Lake): 1.3 M NaCl, 0.2 M Na2SO4, 0.04 M K2SO4, and 1.8 mM K3PO4. Alkali solution (double concentration of the alkali compounds in Mono Lake): 0.35 M NaHCO3, 0.44 M Na2CO3, and 0.09 M boric acid. (F) Recovered work for a 0.5 M NaHCO3 buffer solution at three different pH values. (G) Same as F, showing only the subset of 10 flies that were dipped in the order of increasing pH. (H) Recovered work for standard MLW and MLW neutralized to pH 7 with HCl. (I) Recovered work for pure water and 5 mM NaOH, at the same pH as the carbonate buffer in E and F. (J) Recovered work for HCl-neutralized 0.5 M carbonate buffer, 0.16 M carbonate buffer, and 0.5 carbonate buffer. In this experiment all flies were dipped in the order from left to right. (D–J) Shading indicates bootstrapped 95% confidence intervals. Nonoverlapping shading generally corresponds to statistical significance of P < 0.02. Resampling test statistics are given for cases in which differences are not obvious. D–G and H–J come from two separate collections, which may explain the slightly higher water repellency in H–J than would be expected based on D. The order of solutions into which the flies were dipped was alternated for each set of experiments unless otherwise noted. E–J, n = 20. The Bond number for flies in the 0.5 M Na2CO3 solution is 0.46, indicating that surface tension forces are dominant (Supporting Information).
In pure water, the work required to submerge the fly is largely recovered when it is pulled out of the water—the surface tension of the bubble stores the potential energy much like a spring. Thus, we use the term “recovered work” (Fig. 2C) as a measure of how easy it is for the flies to escape the water. A positive value indicates a net upward force that pushes the fly out of the water, whereas a negative value indicates that the fly is partially wetted and trapped by surface tension at the air–water interface. With increasing concentration of MLW from 0 to 200% we found that the recovered work decreases, despite the increase in solution density (Fig. 2D).
MLW contains a number of salts including NaCl, Na2SO4, and K2SO4, as well as the alkali components sodium bicarbonate and boric acid (15). To determine which of these components most influences the recovered work we made two solutions, each containing double the natural concentration of either the salts or alkali compounds. Sodium bicarbonate is an alkali buffer in which the ratios of CO32−, HCO31−, and H2CO3 are coupled to pH according to the Henderson–Hasselbalch equation. To achieve a pH equal to that of MLW (pH = 10), we used a molar ratio of NaHCO3 to Na2CO3 of 0.8. Compared with MLW, recovered work was higher for the salt solution, whereas it was significantly lower for the alkali solution (Fig. 2E), implying that the alkali compounds make it more difficult for the flies to escape the water. Next, we tested three sodium bicarbonate buffer solutions ranging in pH from 8.5 to 11.6 and found that high pH significantly decreased recovered work (Fig. 2 F and G).
Our results with the bicarbonate buffer solution suggest that the naturally high pH of the lake makes it more difficult for the flies to escape the surface. To directly test this hypothesis we neutralized MLW with HCl, bringing the pH down to 7, which should slightly shift the carbonate balance toward HCO31−. Compared with natural MLW this neutralized solution did not significantly increase the recovered work (Fig. 2H). Testing a different alkali solution (5 mM NaOH) at the same pH as the highest-pH sodium carbonate buffer (11.6) further confirmed that pH alone does not determine the amount of recovered work (Fig. 2I). We next tested the possibility that the concentration of Na2CO3 played a critical role by measuring the recovered work in three solutions: 0.5 M Na2CO3 (pH 11.6), 0.15 M Na2CO3 (pH 11.6), and 0.5 M Na2CO3 neutralized with HCl to pH 7. We found the recovered work was lowest for the 0.5 M Na2CO3 solution (Fig. 2J), which together with the buffer experiments from Fig. 2 F and G indicates that a high concentration of Na2CO3 makes it more difficult for the flies to escape the water surface.
To test whether the alkali flies possess a unique adaptation to live in Na2CO3-rich waters we compared their ability to recover work in distilled water, MLW, and a 0.5 M Na2CO3 solution to that of six dipteran species, including two other members of the Ephydridae (shore flies), two coastal kelp flies (adapted to living under constant salty ocean spray), and two cosmopolitan drosophilids (Fig. 3A). All species were similar to alkali flies in that the work recovered from distilled water scaled with body length (Fig. 3B), which is expected because surface tension forces on a floating object are a function of contact perimeter (16). However, work recovered from MLW and the Na2CO3 solution was significantly lower in the other species. Of all species tested only the alkali flies were pushed out of the Na2CO3 solution, suggesting that they have unique adaptations that render them superhydrophobic in the presence of Na2CO3.
Mono Lake’s alkali flies are uniquely adapted to withstand wetting in alkali water. (A) For each of seven species we measured the recovered work for pure water, MLW, and a 0.5 M Na2CO3 solution. Only the alkali flies were actively propelled out of the carbonate solution; all other species were stuck at the surface. See Movies S6 and S7. (Scale bars, 1 mm.) n = 10 for Fr, Cv, Dm, Dv; n = 20 for Eh; n = 5 for Hp, Esp. (B) Correlation between body length and recovered work from A. Alkali flies are indicated by a star and were omitted from the regressions. Shading indicates 95% confidence interval for the slope of the regression. (C and D) SEM images of the thorax and tarsi for each fly species. (Scale bars, 10 µm.) (E) The alkali fly is unique among the species examined in its lack of pulvilli. SEMs of three other representative species are shown (see also Fig. S7). (Scale bars, 10 µm.) (F) Cv before and after being dipped into 0.5 M Na2CO3.
To investigate the physical differences between flies, we imaged samples of each species with SEM. The alkali flies possess a denser mat of setae on their bodies and legs (Fig. 3 C and D and Fig. S2) and lack obvious pulvilli between their tarsal claws (Fig. 3E). In observing the other fly species in our plunging experiments it is clear that the presence or absence of pulvilli does not play a critical role. In trials in which recovered work is negative the entire body was wetted, not just the tarsi (Fig. 3F and Movies S8 and S9). To quantify the hairiness of each species, we used image processing to calculate the number of hair crossings per micrometer for SEM image transects perpendicular to the mean hair orientation (SI Methods). Based on these metrics, the alkali flies are generally hairier than the other species: wings (+34%), thorax (+44%), abdomen (+47%), tarsi (+17%), and overall average (+36%). However, they are only 15% hairier than Fucellia rufitibia (a kelp fly). To summarize, body length explains 57% of the variance in recovered work in pure water across all seven species (65% if alkali flies are excluded) but only 0.009% for a 0.5 M Na2CO3 solution (but 57% if alkali flies are excluded). After removing the body-size trend from the data for the Na2CO3 solution, a positive correlation between hairiness and recovered work explains 58% of the remaining variance.
To determine whether the flies’ cuticular hydrocarbons might act in combination with the setae to prevent wetting we briefly rinsed flies in hexane and measured the recovered work in MLW and distilled water. We found that hexane removed compounds that are important for the fly to stay dry in MLW but not in pure water (Fig. 4A). Next, we analyzed the cuticular hydrocarbons of all seven species with GCMS (see SI Methods for details). The cuticular hydrocarbon profile of alkali flies is dominated by straight-chain alkanes (pentacosane [C25] and heptacosane [C27]) (Fig. 4B). The two other members of Ephydridae were similar, whereas the two drosophilids had a higher abundance of larger alkenes, dienes, and methylated even-numbered hydrocarbons. The kelp flies exhibited very different profiles dominated by tetra-methylated C30 and C21 (Fig. 4C).
Increased hairiness and a coating of C25 cuticular hydrocarbons help the alkali flies resist wetting in MLW. (A) Recovered work for pure water and MLW before and after alkali flies were rinsed in hexane for three 1-s sessions. Flies were dipped in one of two orders (i): deionized water, MLW, hexane treatmentand a final dip in MLW (n = 10) or (ii) MLW, deionized water, hexane treatment, and a final dip in deionized water (n = 10). (B) GC-MS analysis of hexane extracted cuticular hydrocarbons of the alkali fly. (C) Relative abundance of hydrocarbons found by GC-MS in hexane extracts of each species; average of the retention times (in minutes) for all of the GC-MS peaks (weighted by relative abundance); mean number of hairs per micrometer (averaged across thorax, abdomen, wings, and tarsi); approximate body length of the species, in millimeters; and subjective relative size of the pulvilli. Codd: odd-length straight-chain hydrocarbons (e.g., C25 and C27). MeCodd: methylated odd-length carbon chains (e.g., 3Me-C25). Alk/Die Codd: odd-length carbon chain alkenes and dienes. Ceven: even-length straight-chain hydrocarbons (e.g., C26 and C28).
To verify the reproducibility of our results, we developed a simplified assay to test the effects of different solutions on flies’ ability to escape from a liquid–air interface. We used the easily reared species Drosophila virilis for these experiments because they require large numbers and we did not wish to kill so many wild-caught Ephydra. In these trials we briefly anesthetized 20 flies with CO2 and sprinkled them onto a 44-cm2 surface of nine solutions, each at five concentrations. Sodium carbonate was the most detrimental to the flies’ ability to escape compared with other salts (in particular at intermediate concentrations), even compared with solutions of pH >13, those containing divalent anions, or K2CO3 (Fig. 5). The small effect of K2CO3 compared with Na2CO3 suggests that the enhanced wetting caused by Na2CO3 is not solely a property of the carbonate ion but also of its interaction with the sodium ions.
Sodium carbonate is more detrimental to flies’ ability to escape compared with other salts. For each concentration of each chemical tested we briefly anesthetized 20 Drosophila virilis with CO2 and sprinkled them onto a 400-mL jar (44-cm2 surface area). Fifteen minutes later we scored each fly for having escaped (0) or being trapped (1). Chemicals aside from MLW were tested at identical molarities. Shading indicates bootstrapped 95% confidence intervals.
Our working hypothesis is that the presence of Na2CO3 biases the liquid–cuticle interaction to favor Cassie–Baxter-to-Wenzel-state transitions. To try to observe this phenomenon more directly we developed another preparation that makes use of the long fine hairs found on the trailing edge of many insect wings. Wetting, or its absence, is easy to visualize when this 2D array of hairs is placed in contact with a water drop. For these experiments, we chose the common house fly, Musca domestica, due to its large size and availability. We directly filmed the interaction between the wings and drops of either pure water or 0.5 M Na2CO3 solution. In only one of nine wings did a tiny droplet of pure water stick to the wing (Movie S8). In the case of 0.5 M Na2CO3, however, four of the nine wings showed large drops adhered to the wing, and one with a tiny droplet (Movie S9). The influence of Na2CO3 might act directly on the cuticle surface, or it might involve a more complex mechanism involving geometry of the fine hairs and the spaces between them. To test between these possibilities we needed a sufficiently large piece of flat chitin on which we could accurately measure contact angles. Because insects are too small and setose, we made clean, flat preparations from shrimp exoskeletons for these tests. We measured no difference in the contact angle for water and 0.5 M Na2CO3 [water: 81 ± 14° (mean ± SD), carbonate: 76 ± 15°; n = 18 each; t test: P = 0.31, t stat = −1; 2-µL static sessile drop technique; see SI Methods]. Although shrimp cuticle lacks the hydrocarbons found on insects, chitin and hydrocarbons have roughly similar surface free energies (17, 18), and thus Young’s equation predicts that they will have similar contact angles as well (14, 19). These results suggest that Na2CO3 acts to favor the Wenzel state by a mechanism involving the fine air pockets between hairs.
In the course of our field work we frequently observed large numbers of flies that were wetted and drowned on the surface of Mono Lake. We hypothesized that such events were due to oils from decaying organic matter that made it more difficult for flies to escape the water. When dropped onto MLW coated in a thin film of fish oil (20 µL over 44 cm2) alkali flies immediately became trapped on the surface like birds in an oil spill (Fig. S3 A and B and Movies S10 and S11). In addition, while collecting water for our experiments we occasionally noticed a thin film of sunscreen coming off of our skin and considered whether this might also deleteriously influence hydrophobicity. We measured the forces on alkali flies dipped into untreated MLW and MLW used to rinse our hands 5 and 15 min after applying sunscreen. The sunscreen indeed had a catastrophic effect on the flies’ ability to stay dry (Fig. 6 A–C). To examine this effect in more quantitative detail we applied measured amounts of sunscreen to wooden applicator sticks and stirred them in pure water for 1 min. After briefly anesthetizing them with CO2 we dunked the flies underwater and scored each fly after 15 min for either having flown away or gotten stuck. Amounts of 8–40 mg (applied to the wooden sticks) of the Neutrogena Ultrasheer SPF 50 Sport sunscreen raised the fraction of trapped flies from 50 to 100% (Fig. 6D). We then tested 20-mg applications of six different brands and found that the three which had a deleterious effect all contained dimethicone (Fig. 6E), which was absent from the three neutral brands (Fig. S3C). We repeated the dunk assay with pure water after applying a surface film of 0, 2, or 10 µL of dimethicone (viscosity 5 cSt; Sigma-Aldrich). As little as 45 nL of dimethicone per cm2 of water was enough to trap 50% of the flies (Fig. 6F). Other artificial polymers such as trimethylsiloxysilicate and vp/hexadecene copolymer are likely also problematic (Fig. S3C).
Oils, notably dimethicone (a common ingredient in sunscreens and cosmetics), annihilates alkali flies’ superhydrophobic properties. (A) Force traces of five flies dipped into MLW (blue), as in Fig. 2A, and MLW containing dissolved Neutrogena Ultra Sheer SPF 50 sunscreen (brown). To prepare the solution, 160 mg of sunscreen (B) was rubbed into both hands and allowed to set for 15 min. We then poured 300 mL of MLW over one hand, and used the run-off solution. (B) 160 mg sunscreen. (C) Work done on flies to escape MLW or pure water, with or without Neutrogena Ultrasheer SPF 50 sunscreen (NS) run-off. (i) Sunscreen set for 5 min before rinsing with MLW. (ii) Hands thoroughly washed with soap and rinsed with warm water before rinsing. (iii) Sunscreen set for 5 min before rinsing with pure water. (iv) Sunscreen set for 15 min before rinsing with MLW. (D) Fraction of flies stuck to surface when dunked into pure water with increasing concentrations of Neutrogena sunscreen. n = 30 flies for each condition; mean and 95% confidence intervals are shown. (E) Fraction of flies stuck when dunked into pure water with different types of sunscreen (20 mg each). Same procedure as D. (F) To test whether dimethicone is sufficient to trap flies on the water’s surface we applied 0, 2, or 10 µL to the surface and performed the same test described in D.
Through a series of experiments with solutions varying in salinity, pH, and charge density, we showed that a high concentration of Na2CO3 makes it more difficult for alkali flies to escape from the surface of water by facilitating the penetration of water into the air pockets between individual hairs. The effect of Na2CO3 is surprising, considering that, like most salts, Na2CO3 increases the surface tension (+2% for 1 M solution) (20) as well as the density of water. Both effects should theoretically increase the recovered work by making large bubbles more stable and providing a larger buoyancy force. The fact that other salts, including K2CO3, have a significantly smaller effect demonstrates that this phenomenon involves interactions of specific ion pairs, and not with Debye–Hückel or Derjaguin–Landau–Verwey–Overbeek models. Instead, we offer a model based on the Hofmeister series to explain this phenomenon, which we term “ion-facilitated wetting.”
In 1888, Hofmeister (21) discovered that certain ions are more likely to precipitate proteins out of egg white. The same order of compounds—now known as the Hofmeister series—explains a wide range of phenomenon including solubility and surface tension (22). The order of anions isIons to the right of Cl− (kosmotropes) attract large hydration shells that structure the surrounding water, thereby increasing surface tension and driving ions away from the air–water interface. Ions to the left of Cl− (chaotropes) have the opposite effect; they tend to accumulate at the surface of an air–water interface (23
On the seventeenth day we passed the highest mountain peaks we had yet seen, and although the day was very warm the night that followed upon its heels was wintry cold and blankets were next to useless.
On the eighteenth day we encountered the eastward-bound telegraph- constructors at Reese River station and sent a message to his Excellency Gov. Nye at Carson City (distant one hundred and fifty-six miles).
On the nineteenth day we crossed the Great American Desert--forty memorable miles of bottomless sand, into which the coach wheels sunk from six inches to a foot. We worked our passage most of the way across. That is to say, we got out and walked. It was a dreary pull and a long and thirsty one, for we had no water. From one extremity of this desert to the other, the road was white with the bones of oxen and horses. It would hardly be an exaggeration to say that we could have walked the forty miles and set our feet on a bone at every step! The desert was one prodigious graveyard. And the log-chains, wagon tyres, and rotting wrecks of vehicles were almost as thick as the bones. I think we saw log-chains enough rusting there in the desert, to reach across any State in the Union. Do not these relics suggest something of an idea of the fearful suffering and privation the early emigrants to California endured?
At the border of the Desert lies Carson Lake, or The "Sink" of the Carson, a shallow, melancholy sheet of water some eighty or a hundred miles in circumference. Carson River empties into it and is lost--sinks mysteriously into the earth and never appears in the light of the sun again--for the lake has no outlet whatever.
There are several rivers in Nevada, and they all have this mysterious fate. They end in various lakes or "sinks," and that is the last of them. Carson Lake, Humboldt Lake, Walker Lake, Mono Lake, are all great sheets of water without any visible outlet. Water is always flowing into them; none is ever seen to flow out of them, and yet they remain always level full, neither receding nor overflowing. What they do with their surplus is only known to the Creator.
On the western verge of the Desert we halted a moment at Ragtown. It consisted of one log house and is not set down on the map.
This reminds me of a circumstance. Just after we left Julesburg, on the Platte, I was sitting with the driver, and he said:
"I can tell you a most laughable thing indeed, if you would like to listen to it. Horace Greeley went over this road once. When he was leaving Carson City he told the driver, Hank Monk, that he had an engagement to lecture at Placerville and was very anxious to go through quick. Hank Monk cracked his whip and started off at an awful pace. The coach bounced up and down in such a terrific way that it jolted the buttons all off of Horace's coat, and finally shot his head clean through the roof of the stage, and then he yelled at Hank Monk and begged him to go easier--said he warn't in as much of a hurry as he was awhile ago. But Hank Monk said, 'Keep your seat, Horace, and I'll get you there on time'--and you bet you he did, too, what was left of him!"
A day or two after that we picked up a Denver man at the cross roads, and he told us a good deal about the country and the Gregory Diggings. He seemed a very entertaining person and a man well posted in the affairs of Colorado. By and by he remarked:
"I can tell you a most laughable thing indeed, if you would like to listen to it. Horace Greeley went over this road once. When he was leaving Carson City he told the driver, Hank Monk, that he had an engagement to lecture at Placerville and was very anxious to go through quick. Hank Monk cracked his whip and started off at an awful pace. The coach bounced up and down in such a terrific way that it jolted the buttons all off of Horace's coat, and finally shot his head clean through the roof of the stage, and then he yelled at Hank Monk and begged him to go easier--said he warn't in as much of a hurry as he was awhile ago. But Hank Monk said, 'Keep your seat, Horace, and I'll get you there on time!'--and you bet you he did, too, what was left of him!"
At Fort Bridger, some days after this, we took on board a cavalry sergeant, a very proper and soldierly person indeed. From no other man during the whole journey, did we gather such a store of concise and well- arranged military information. It was surprising to find in the desolate wilds of our country a man so thoroughly acquainted with everything useful to know in his line of life, and yet of such inferior rank and unpretentious bearing. For as much as three hours we listened to him with unabated interest. Finally he got upon the subject of trans- continental travel, and presently said:
"I can tell you a very laughable thing indeed, if you would like to listen to it. Horace Greeley went over this road once. When he was leaving Carson City he told the driver, Hank Monk, that he had an engagement to lecture at Placerville and was very anxious to go through quick. Hank Monk cracked his whip and started off at an awful pace. The coach bounced up and down in such a terrific way that it jolted the buttons all off of Horace's coat, and finally shot his head clean through the roof of the stage, and then he yelled at Hank Monk and begged him to go easier--said he warn't in as much of a hurry as he was awhile ago. But Hank Monk said, 'Keep your seat, Horace, and I'll get you there on time!'--and you bet you he did, too, what was left of him!"
When we were eight hours out from Salt Lake City a Mormon preacher got in with us at a way station--a gentle, soft-spoken, kindly man, and one whom any stranger would warm to at first sight. I can never forget the pathos that was in his voice as he told, in simple language, the story of his people's wanderings and unpitied sufferings. No pulpit eloquence was ever so moving and so beautiful as this outcast's picture of the first Mormon pilgrimage across the plains, struggling sorrowfully onward to the land of its banishment and marking its desolate way with graves and watering it with tears. His words so wrought upon us that it was a relief to us all when the conversation drifted into a more cheerful channel and the natural features of the curious country we were in came under treatment. One matter after another was pleasantly discussed, and at length the stranger said:
"I can tell you a most laughable thing indeed, if you would like to listen to it. Horace Greeley went over this road once. When he was leaving Carson City he told the driver, Hank Monk, that he had an engagement to lecture in Placerville, and was very anxious to go through quick. Hank Monk cracked his whip and started off at an awful pace. The coach bounced up and down in such a terrific way that it jolted the buttons all off of Horace's coat, and finally shot his head clean through the roof of the stage, and then he yelled at Hank Monk and begged him to go easier--said he warn't in as much of a hurry as he was awhile ago. But Hank Monk said, 'Keep your seat, Horace, and I'll get you there on time!'--and you bet you bet you he did, too, what was left of him!"
Ten miles out of Ragtown we found a poor wanderer who had lain down to die. He had walked as long as he could, but his limbs had failed him at last. Hunger and fatigue had conquered him. It would have been inhuman to leave him there. We paid his fare to Carson and lifted him into the coach. It was some little time before he showed any very decided signs of life; but by dint of chafing him and pouring brandy between his lips we finally brought him to a languid consciousness. Then we fed him a little, and by and by he seemed to comprehend the situation and a grateful light softened his eye. We made his mail-sack bed as comfortable as possible, and constructed a pillow for him with our coats. He seemed very thankful. Then he looked up in our faces, and said in a feeble voice that had a tremble of honest emotion in it:
"Gentlemen, I know not who you are, but you have saved my life; and although I can never be able to repay you for it, I feel that I can at least make one hour of your long journey lighter. I take it you are strangers to this great thorough fare, but I am entirely familiar with it. In this connection I can tell you a most laughable thing indeed, if you would like to listen to it. Horace Greeley----"
I said, impressively:
"Suffering stranger, proceed at your peril. You see in me the melancholy wreck of a once stalwart and magnificent manhood. What has brought me to this? That thing which you are about to tell. Gradually but surely, that tiresome old anecdote has sapped my strength, undermined my constitution, withered my life. Pity my helplessness. Spare me only just this once, and tell me about young George Washington and his little hatchet for a change."
We were saved. But not so the invalid. In trying to retain the anecdote in his system he strained himself and died in our arms.
I am aware, now, that I ought not to have asked of the sturdiest citizen of all that region, what I asked of that mere shadow of a man; for, after seven years' residence on the Pacific coast, I know that no passenger or driver on the Overland ever corked that anecdote in, when a stranger was by, and survived. Within a period of six years I crossed and recrossed the Sierras between Nevada and California thirteen times by stage and listened to that deathless incident four hundred and eighty-one or eighty-two times. I have the list somewhere. Drivers always told it, conductors told it, landlords told it, chance passengers told it, the very Chinamen and vagrant Indians recounted it. I have had the same driver tell it to me two or three times in the same afternoon. It has come to me in all the multitude of tongues that Babel bequeathed to earth, and flavored with whiskey, brandy, beer, cologne, sozodont, tobacco, garlic, onions, grasshoppers--everything that has a fragrance to it through all the long list of things that are gorged or guzzled by the sons of men. I never have smelt any anecdote as often as I have smelt that one; never have smelt any anecdote that smelt so variegated as that one. And you never could learn to know it by its smell, because every time you thought you had learned the smell of it, it would turn up with a different smell. Bayard Taylor has written about this hoary anecdote, Richardson has published it; so have Jones, Smith, Johnson, Ross Browne, and every other correspondence-inditing being that ever set his foot upon the great overland road anywhere between Julesburg and San Francisco; and I have heard that it is in the Talmud. I have seen it in print in nine different foreign languages; I have been told that it is employed in the inquisition in Rome; and I now learn with regret that it is going to be set to music. I do not think that such things are right.
Stage-coaching on the Overland is no more, and stage drivers are a race defunct. I wonder if they bequeathed that bald-headed anecdote to their successors, the railroad brakemen and conductors, and if these latter still persecute the helpless passenger with it until he concludes, as did many a tourist of other days, that the real grandeurs of the Pacific coast are not Yo Semite and the Big Trees, but Hank Monk and his adventure with Horace Greeley. [And what makes that worn anecdote the more aggravating, is, that the adventure it celebrates never occurred. If it were a good anecdote, that seeming demerit would be its chiefest virtue, for creative power belongs to greatness; but what ought to be done to a man who would wantonly contrive so flat a one as this? If I were to suggest what ought to be done to him, I should be called extravagant--but what does the sixteenth chapter of Daniel say? Aha!]
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