I had not seen The Breakfast Club until this past week. The R-rated movie, chock-full of swear words and sexual references, wasn't something my mom wanted her kid seeing, and I never got around to watching the '80s classic.
But with the film's 30th anniversary coming up on Sunday, Feb. 15, I figured now was as good time a time as any to see what all the fuss is about — and to acquaint my 23-year-old self with this dreamy Bender person I'd heard so much about.
Here's what I thought.
1. I'm finally going to meet this Bender character!
2. *Imagines a Kurt Cobain-lookalike*
3. A David Bowie quote? Huh. I bet everyone reblogs this on Tumblr.
4. Damn, look at these '80s graphics.
5. This looks exactly like every high school I've ever been in.
6. How is it possible that high schools have not changed in 30 years?
7. Except those computers. Damn. Peep those monitors.
8. That locker reminds me of the time on One Tree Hill, when Felix wrote "dyke" on Peyton's locker. Was that a Breakfast Club reference? :O
9. These students look like the most miserable kids ever.
10. Eight hours of detention sounds illegal. Is that legal? Pretty sure it's not.
11. I'm supposed to hate the assistant principal, right? His last name is Vernon, like Vernon Dudley. Literally, no dude named Vernon is good news. To any Vernons out there, forgive me.
12. A 1,000-word essay on who you think you are? That actually sounds like every writer's dream.
13. Oh, so this is Bender.
15. I feel bad for the goth girl. I bite my nails too.
16. Whoa, she bites her HAND?! That's pretty gross.
17. I feel like I'd get her if I took a "Which Breakfast Club Character Are You?" quiz.
18. *pauses movie and looks up Breakfast Club quiz*
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